Remember, Remember, on the 5th of November
That some candidates deal in treason and plot.
I see no reason
Why January 6th treason
Should ever be forgot.

Donald Trump, the world’s biggest chump, ’twas his intent
To stop the vote and be forever President
That he lost the election he refused
False claims of cheating was what he accused
But the VP loved his country more than the Donn
And the Congressional proceedings to accept the vote would go on

Holler boys, holler boys, let everyone say,
Holler boys, holler boys
God save the USA!

The “March for Trump”, those Throngs of chumps
Criminal “Proud Boys” swarmed the Capitol
Frantic calls to stop the vote, and threats of violence they did howl
While Trumps patsies in Congress did all they could to make the vote obstructed
A gallows for VP Pence on the lawn was constructed
But the Congressional proceedings to accept the vote would go on

Holler boys, holler boys, let everyone say,
Holler boys, holler boys
God save the USA!

When they realized they could not cheat, they choose to break and beat
Trump demanded they “fight like hell”
And crowds filled with “basket[s] of deplorables” continued to swell
Vandals broke windows and the Capitol was invaded
And yet the Congress was not dissuaded
The Congressional proceeding to accept the vote did go on

Holler boys, holler boys, let everyone say,
Holler boys, holler boys
God save the USA!

Justice and truth did prevail
The MAGA insurrection would ultimately fail
Trumps traitorous minions were made to account for their misconduct
And yet their leader continues his day in court to skirt
That that the world sees Trump is a huge loser has become clear
But his followers still try to sew a web of fear

So Holler boys, holler boys, let everyone say,
Holler boys, holler boys
God save the USA!

But we are the Home of the Free, the home of the Brave
America IS Great and we are strong
We know shat is right, and what is wrong
So, Remember, Remember, on the 5th of November
That your voice and your vote are paramount
Let them know we are free, and we are brave
And that we will not be ruled by a knave

Remind them that the January 6th treason failed
That liberty and truth have always prevailed
Remember, Remember, on the 5th of November
That all their intrigue, and all their graft
Are the mark of a conman, it is his craft

Remember, Remember, on the 5th of November
Why January 6th treason
Shall NEVER be forgot.

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